Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Have you ever been Scared of an Halloween mask?

Yeah,





it was really really late and I was pretty tipsy when I finally let myself in my front door on Halloween after the neighbourhood party up the street.





It was kind of eerie and quiet in the darkened front hall, and the breeze billowed the large silky nylon curtains ahead of the approaching thunderstorm. The alcohol was playing tricks with my imagination.





Suddenly a flash of lightning lit the hallway, and there in the mirror was the most ghastly haggard monster face I ever could have imagined.





My cries of terror would have awakened the dead as the wretched creature with the bloodshot eyes and vampiresque three piece suit and cape howled back at me in a deathly grimace.


Suddenly, in the midst of my terror, a heavy hand fell on my shoulder from behind.





';Hey Danny, you left your mask behind at the party';





';Oh,.......right........thanks mate';





I spent half the next day surfing plastic surgeon websites.





Count Danny.





.Have you ever been Scared of an Halloween mask?
Only the ones made out of latex. I am allergic to latex.Have you ever been Scared of an Halloween mask?
No except for the Scream movies and the Ghostface mask the killers wore. It was creepy when they started selling them in the stores.
Yea...
Nope. Some gave me a good laughs though...
Yes, this year and last year. I have a neighbor who walks around dressed up like Frankenstein - scary looking and he doesn't talk. He just walks around the streets very slow. I finally found out who it is and now that I know it's not as scary!

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