You don't have a ghost of a chance scaring up much interest from me. It drives me bats when people this Halloween is so ghoul. It not and that is something witch I know for a fact. I had a stake in it for years, but that is a cider of me I don't want to talk about. Every time I do, I start boo-hooing. I have to get back to work now because we only have a skeleton crew here, but I just wanted to say I give a sheet about Halloween anymore. Also, you act as if you aren't frightened but I hear you whistling past the graveyard.Is Halloween a grave holiday for you? Or do you have to mask your excitement over how ghoul it is?
Personally, it drives me bats, as the spirit of the time is exorcised, and I don;t know witch way to turn. I'm spooked off by the whole trick, as i am treated badly
i never celebrate or had any halloween before. but it does sounds very interesting
I think the whole thing is stupid.
I think that they should look up what the real meaning of Halloween is...But hey nowadays everything is commercialized
Halloween is my favorite holiday. I go all out decorating the house both inside and outside. I love the costumes, the thrill of trying to be scared and everything about it. Of course in today's world, you can't celebrate Halloween at schools because of the political correctness so its a Fall Festival and there no ghosts, bats, witches or anything like that allowed.
It haunts my dreams. I don't know witch is best: talk it over with my broommate or trick myself into sweeping. Wart should I do? Please don't snicker about this.
If I'm being dead-on
Then I must suggest
I'm grimly alarmed
by your ghastly inquest.
C'mon Chucky Cheese,
Even Meunsters like you will have to confess:
Halloween is a preteen scene straight from codeine!
Being candyd (don鈥檛 take this for granted),
It鈥檚 putrid and rancid 鈥?just scanty enchanted.
Great unholy Sea Monkeys!
I feel I鈥檒l squeal or reveal my meal if I even survive my dreadful spiel.
Lamentably, therefore, this Cheddar must peel.
Love the holiday. We decorate our house with lights, graveyard scene, etc.
I hadn't thought of it as a ghoulish holiday.
It seems more like Mardi Gras, where people enjoy dressing up in a fantasy costume and partying.
Memo to America:
Having had a similar question go over like a lead balloon, I thought I'd explain this type of post which is so popular with many Brits.
You ask a question which is clearly not serious, but hangs together as language - using as many puns, synonyms and homonyms as you can. The Answer should be closely related to the topic of the original question, and should also contain as many puns, homonyms and synonyms as possible. In this example, ';grave';, ';mask'; and ';ghoul'; are the markers, and Guinness's Answer is right on the button.
As an additional example, my own post was: ';If someone wearing a sandwich board is called a ham and made to feel cheesy, does he have a legitimate beef?';
If this isn't wordPLAY, I don't know what is.
damn i love halloween.
i can dress up like a skank and get away with it, lol. and the free candy? $hit, what's not to love?
hheeehee mmmwwaaaaahaaaaa
mummies and daddies stalk up on candy, witch is why I like it. Kids are goblin it up for days after. I ghost trick or treatin too, don't find it demoning at all. Nosferatu?
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