Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Is it illegal to wear a Halloween mask into a bank? I just like to wear them. Can they stop me?

No you should do it while waving a toy gun around wildly. Then while in jail, you can insist that the state pay for that sex change you always wanted.Is it illegal to wear a Halloween mask into a bank? I just like to wear them. Can they stop me?
Get a room you two! One with a peephole preferably :) Report Abuse
Is it illegal to wear a Halloween mask into a bank? I just like to wear them. Can they stop me?
';do ya feel lucky punk? .....well do ya???'; What you feel may be a fun prank, may be taken entirely different by the security folks. You may want to limit your mask fetish to Halloween.
Why even take the chance? In this day and time, security would probably shoot first and ask questions later. Not a good idea to try to push some buttons.
It is illegal to wear a mask into a bank.
Depends on where you are. Check with the local police department. Some places have laws against masks in public places on days other than Halloween.
HEY, theres nothing wrong with that-go ahead and do it, take a gun with you!
Go ahead. You will get that extra special personal attention that customers crave. Wear a Darth Vader costume. That will get you noticed.
It is not recommended to wear any mask, hats and/or goggles to the bank!
You could get shot, Duh!!!!
Yes, and very stupid
Grow up!





Allowable or legal or not, you already know it is a stupid thing to do. This is how people make their own luck. What could you possibly gain by wearing the mask into the bank, other than the rush of it? Doing stupid things makes for bad luck.





I suppose next you'll ask if you can play a tape recording of the word Fire in a crowded theatre.
They may refuse service to anyone
The security guards will likely pull guns on you, I believe it may be against the law as well. You can't go into a movie theatre and scream ';FIRE!!';.
They can and will or should stop you. It's stupid to even want to do that as you could frighten people.
I think it would be fun! Maybe a ';Dubya'; mask, so when the camera's get you on tape, they can use it as publicity stunt!


I can see it now, headlines to read:


';Local nutjob walks calmly into First Federal Screw 'Em All Savings and Loan, Turns Out to be The President';


Or


';Police Shoot The President While Making Deposit';


More news on the possible suicide at 10:00!
Hey if you what to get shot, don't cry to the guard or me. Suicide by stupidity.
I know in my city and department its illegal to wear a mask anywhere in the city except on halloween...
He he he. You got told to grow up!


And yes I believe they can and will stop you. You need to find other more productive ways to unleash your inner freak. I have a few suggestions. Call me;)
people are always frieghtened of me..and I tell them..';hey look people..I'm just a simple caveman lawyer...your time scares me..';
Go ahead. It may not be illegal per se but you will have a very bad day after you do. You could contest your civil rights to do so after but it will be expensive and you will most likely get charged with something. Again, a very bad day.
Go in wearing your mask, with your deposit held tightly in your fist, which you should keep stuffed in your coat pocket, your arm taut.





Then, after they blow your dumba$$ away, they'll discover you were just there to make a deposit, and feel bad.





This means you win.
Is it ok for people like you to be so stupid??
No Shirt


No Shoes


No Service
How smart do you think it is to wear a Mask into a Bank? It's pretty much a no brainer.
There are a couple things that can happen, all bad. There is in fact in most states a public offense with a name that in Iowa is something like ';disturbing the peace.'; (My son-in-law just told me in Texas it's called ';terroristic threat'; and says it was called that before 9/11, and says it will get you a quick trip to jail.)





That means doing something really stupid, which a reasonable person would know would frighten people, and thus would not do. If your state has such a law, you will be arrested, cuffed, and taken off to jail for some serious thinking time.





Or, you might get shot by a trigger-happy skin-head security employee with a Glock. That isn't as bad as it sounds, because the Glock is notorious at not killing anyone. (They all use them now, because it bothered the feminists to see female cops with these little toy pistols, while the men had .45 ACP's, that can stop an elephant, but which would break female wrists, so they decreed the men also had to use toy pistols.)





And most security guys can't hit the bank wall without a burst of good luck. Still, there is sometimes a burst of good luck.





However, this might qualify you for the Annual Darwin Award. Your parents would at least have the posthumous trophy as a memento, which is probably more than they will otherwise have, based on your present attitudes.
Do you actually like seeing all the nice officers coming to the bank and screwing guns in your ear, or do you like seeing the customers and bank employee's have a heart attack by your appearance?

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