Monday, December 14, 2009

Where can I purchase a Darth Cheney Halloween mask?

I'm attending a costume party this weekend and I wanna score with as many hotties as possible.Where can I purchase a Darth Cheney Halloween mask?
lol...


A Darth Cheney mask can be purchased at any


';Victoria Secrets'; store...


Look in the leather dept. or in ';whips %26amp; toys';..





They are always in stock..Where can I purchase a Darth Cheney Halloween mask?
Ha.





I recommend you make one yourself, and add in a few extra implements. A set of cameras to increase your realm of vision, hence, expanding the number of hotties you'll be able to seek out, will be a good start. Many animals have vision much more capable than human vision -- and they don't seem to have much trouble locating mates.








Also, create ';one way'; eyes; when someone looks at you, it will appear that you're peering at her attentively, listening to what she's saying -- and though you can see her through the eyes, you will also be able to glance downward, toward her cleavage and whatever else you find in the chest region.








Another useful improvement will be a small, highly accurate speaker system programmed to emit a variety of pre-approved pick up lines, hence reducing think time, appearing more smooth, and slightly different than your own voice; the latter improvement ensures that though close enough to be believable, you can blame the comment on another nearby man, should you come across a woman that does not approve.








Also, I would like to suggest that you use a thick, solid material and smooth, pliable plastic in your creation. This will be a necessary factor because it allows you to remove the mask and toss it wherever it ends up whenever necessary throughout the night, without fear of breakage of the mask becoming less attractive.














I can assure you, your score will be so high that you're guaranteed to win the game, the pre-game, AND the after party.
We can go over to his house and make a cast of his head and face. I'll find a link online on how to do this. I've seen it done, but not actually done it. I mean, how hard can it be? If I can build a house, I can plaster cast Darth Cheneys bust. You know, head and face. Maybe he does want that kind of bust, IDK. lol Do you think he'll let us?
Darthy is light sabre hawt Nolte... My guess is you will never find a perfect likeness of his visage... it's virtually impossible to duplicate! you might be able to find some semblance of replication at your local blacksmith shoppe... but I doubt it.





(((((nolte)))))
Yeah exactly... the part I can understand is perverted too. wooohooo! I gotta get me some of dat darth cheney for Halloween too. Any other interpretation just doesnt make any sense at all.
Your question doesn't make sense, and the part that DOES make sense is perverted.
It ain't the face that makes Darth score so much, but his light saber....
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